Morons

Your daily dose...

...of colossal asshatery and douchebagery and pure inhuman behavior:


Yet Another Reason for Killing Putin


Disgusting. The lengths that the Russian government will go to maintain its Mediterranean naval base and Syria as an arms customer. When Assad is tried for crimes against humanity I'm hoping, against all evidence to the contrary, that somebody has the guts to make Russia accountable as well. Really aggravates me that everybody is too self-serving to stand up to Russia, even the U.S.

current quote: A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard
Ass Hat

IT HAS STARTED!!

Time to get out your Zombie Apocalypse survival kit, hunker down in the bunker and pray, MF'ers!!!


Cannibal Attack: Naked Man Shot Dead In Miami As He Chewed Victim's Face


Vega added: “The guy just stood, his head up like that, with pieces of flesh in his mouth. And he growled.”

The officer fired, but the man continued to chew, prompting him to continue shooting, eventually killing him.

Police say the attacker may have been suffering from a drug-induced mania which causes the body to heat up, causing some users to strip off, the Miami Herald reported.


Holy sh*t!!! "HE GROWLED"!!!!!!! IT'S NOT 'DRUG INDUCED MANIA', OFFICERS!!! HOW DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THE START OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! Do they not prepare police officers for World War Z??!!

Did they shoot the victim of this attack through the brain as well? I should hope so!

current quote: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
Brain Fart

Sh**heel

Hello, my name is Helen and I suck.

It was belalugosisda birthday over a week ago and I completely forgot.

I'm so sorry, luv.  Happy Belated Birthday!  I hope it was wonderful!  And I hope that I get to see you in 2012!

XXXOOO - Hel
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boston

Suffocating every time it locks me in

Feeling like a caged animal recently.  I want to get away, get out of here.  Feel as though I'm not getting enough oxygen if I'm at home or if I'm not doing anything.  It's driving me a little mad.

I think I need a change of scenery.  I want to go here, to Bora Bora.


 



Or here, Calanque de Morgio, France.






Maybe almost anywhere that's NOT where I am now.  Who's with me??


 


God

Let's be clear...


...It's not like it's easy to be an atheist anywhere in the U.S.

10 Scariest States to Be An Atheist

Would saying "Amen!" here be ironic?

Being one of the great, evil non-believers I can confirm to you that it's not easy being an atheist.  It's even difficult being an atheist within my own family: my parents would have insisted on a Jewish religious wedding ceremony (were I ever to get married) even though they haven't been in a synagogue in decades, the hypocrites.

What is the problem for all the non-atheists out there? Why do you believe that "some of us think it's better to have faith in something bigger than yourself"?  Hey, I have faith in something bigger than myself - humanity, love, decency, kindness.  Why do your beliefs, no matter how weak your faith, make you a better person?
God

Are you ready...


...for the Zombie Apocalypse??!!

Well, with this house I know I will be!!  Line to kiss my ass, to be allowed into my compound once the undead come after you for your sweet, sweet brain meat, starts **here**!

It does need several well-placed gun turrets, but I'm sure I can customize it as needed.  Oh, and it'll have to be made into a "closed system" and be completely self-sustaining/sufficient...with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out!*  And the moat will have to have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!


* - Victoria Beckham