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The Need to Breed?

Him: Even if we wanted babies we really shouldn't reproduce.
Me: Why is that? We'd have adorable, ginger geniuses!
Him: Because between both of our genetics and neuroses we'd have a child that would make Jack Jack look like an angel.
Me: I LOVE JACK JACK!! HE'S THE MOST AWESOME BABY EVER!! We'd be lucky to have a Jack Jack!!
Him: But we'd never find or be able to keep a nanny!
Me: That's what you're for.
Him: That would be awful! You'd come home and I will have locked myself in the closet.
Him: "You deal with your demon spawn!! I can't do this! ... It IS your demon spawn! ... Yes, it is YOURS!! ... It came out of YOUR vagina, didn't it!!!"  I'd still be in the closet, mind you.
Me: ....
Him: ???
Me: I'm thinking up names for our future demon spawn.

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artemiswinter
Jan. 18th, 2013 08:03 pm (UTC)
*Like!*
strtmyorange
Jan. 18th, 2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Both of us were laughing so much during this conversation that it took much, much longer than reading it here.
artemiswinter
Jan. 19th, 2013 05:42 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you've really found someone who gets you. Happy for you, luv.
strtmyorange
Jan. 23rd, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
Thank you! And I miss you, beautiful!
x_hj_x
Jan. 22nd, 2013 07:22 pm (UTC)
I will happily babysit. I assume the child will be able to fly and/or teleport here, right?

(Also, let me know what your guy makes you for brunch, because I need more ideas!)
strtmyorange
Jan. 23rd, 2013 01:38 am (UTC)
"I assume the child will be able to fly and/or teleport here, right?"

Of course! I'm putting that in the Genetic Engineering Request Form. You'll be THE best babysitter ever! We will also provide a fire proof haz-mat suit for you. And any inoculations you may need, you know, like rabies.

(Will email you brunch ideas...but to get your mouth watering think about Creme Brule French Toast!)
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